neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

theunfler:

people who hate on female characters just because they get in the way of a gay ship

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merlinsbane:

for me the biggest unsolved mystery of the world is whether or not My Immortal was a trollfic or a legitimate fanfiction that someone sat down and wrote.

The Signs thoughts

12-stars:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

and so i wake in the morning and i step outside

and i take a deep breath and i get real high

and i scream from the top of my lungs

VIVE LA FRANCE VIVE LA FRANCE

wheres-the-pie-bitch:

dajo42:

laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead

Good luck to everyone who isn’t first language English

infinityankle:

littlestbug:

irrevokable:

cat meows underwater. i don’t think you understand how much i’m crying right now.

MBOW

MWEB

chryswatchesgot:

Chrys Watches GoT [x]

bonerfart:

princessparkleunicorn:

What is tumblrs definition of aesthetic??? Cuz I looked it up in the dictionary and y’all don’t make no sense

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