honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying
people who hate on female characters just because they get in the way of a gay ship
for me the biggest unsolved mystery of the world is whether or not My Immortal was a trollfic or a legitimate fanfiction that someone sat down and wrote.
The Signs thoughts
Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes
Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.
Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said
Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.
Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me.
Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.
Libra: Stop war hug more
Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep
Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend
Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.
Pisces: Fuck my life.
and so i wake in the morning and i step outside
and i take a deep breath and i get real high
and i scream from the top of my lungs
VIVE LA FRANCE VIVE LA FRANCE
laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead
Good luck to everyone who isn’t first language English
cat meows underwater. i don’t think you understand how much i’m crying right now.